Pimp My Fridge

"Yo, yo, and yo, this is M.C. Darren..."
"..and Iced Latte in the home."
"house."
"Hey man, I don't say, "What up housey?!" Are you sure it's 'house'? I think it's 'home'"
"???... and welcome to another edition of Pimp my Fridge, sponsored by fridgemods.com."

"Okay, we have not one but 2 pimpin' fridges today-"
"Um, can we say that on email?"
"Don't even ask questions like that, you'll ruin your street creds."
"Let me just note that in my Palm..."

"???... Up first is a classic 1972 Frigidaire...
On the door: A PHAT color LCD hooked to a zoomy webcam on the inside that you can maneuver using the wireless stick of joy. Blue-lit chrome multi-beverage dispenser- vodka sours, Cosmos, or White Russians!

"... Oh man are we livin' la vida loca or what guys, he he!"
"Shhh!"
"What?"
Whack!
"Ow!"

"On the inside: dripless transluscent shelves, disco lighting, and a deluxe crisper tray to keep your veggies Fresh!
Hydraulics: Never bend over to reach for the mellons on the bottom shelf again! Pump it up to juuuust the right height!

"Boo-yah!..."
"Shh!" Smack!
"Ooow!"

"Sound system: Every pimpin' fridge needs its own seme thong, I mean theme song, to indicate that 'the door is open'- if you know what I mean."
"Actually, it's kind of ambiguous..."
"Oh man, don't even start.."
"Okay, never mind your royalness, Sir McDarren"
Slap!
"hey!"

"..and it plays a soulful tune warning you when the trash man cometh... Which'll be today at 3pm!

...For an encore, we tricked out a 3-year-old dorm fridge for snick-snack time. Mounted on a robotic vacuum with 10" custom rims and voice activated- just say 'Yo! Cabin boy!' and it rolls!
Cheese and wine inside, crackers and glasses on top! Peek-a-boo walls, a multi-beverage dispenser out the side, and plush furry padded leopardskin exterior for the ladies- Roar!"
"Woohoo! Livin' Large! Woof Wo.."
Whomp!
"Ow! Look man-"
"Okay, we're out of time. Label your food, and keep it fresh or it's going to the big trash can in the sky at 3pm..."

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