Revenge of the Sithy!

Leth see,

Wonthaponatime there wasth this sith guy, and he was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad a-, um, er, dude! Yethiree! Anywayth, Sith guy,... [Ding ding ding da-da ding ding. Ding ding ding da-da ding ding!] oops, hold on there, I got a call,..

(El Charlisimo shpeaking! Yeah man, what up dawg! I understand, yeah, well, I'm busy,... Of COURSE it's important, I'm doin' an email. No!, I'm not sending any pictures like that, it's work..., exactly, that'll get me demoted! I could wind up in the marketing department, or WORSE, yeah D to the I man. I couldna' not do it! Okay, stay cool, Ohp! Too late. Well, don' do anything I wouldn't do,... gives you lotta leeway. OK. Ciao!) ... Wannabe!

Yeth, tho, this sith thing- basically s'like walkin' down Haight. Bunch'a tweekers, people waving magic wandth and wearing overthized sweatshirths with the hoodth up, breathin' heavy and staring atchoo meany meany- in a word 'Goth'. NO BIG DEAL. All good movies are covertly about San Francisco anyway.

But I've been wondering, if you're not on the dark side,what side are you on? The pastel side? Gingham?

Oh, fridge, yeah, not 3pm, but 2pm and it's a 3 day weekend which means no more mister nice guy 'cause everything's going to have an extra day to ferment, so no name, no game.

Charliebaka

Way way out there Modern Philosophy. Like, Wow Man!

'I demand that we MAY or MAY NOT be refrigerators'
'Further', Mr. Frigishanks, 'I demand that we MAY or MAY NOT be cleaned out at 3pm this afternoon'
'Hold On! As refrigerators, can we as inanimate objects even contemplate our existence much less our state of disarray?'
'Good question! I demand, that since we cannot think, we therefore ARE, refrigerators.'
'Aye now! Wait a minute. If we can't speak, then we cannot be having this discussion let alone making demands.'
'So it seems!'
'So?'
'I demand that we MAY or MAY NOT be part of someone else's imaginary universe designed solely to make announcements about cleaning out very real (so he thinks) refrigerators at 3pm on Fridays, discarding equally real smelling food that has been left unlabeled or gone bad.'
'Wow! That's bizarre! How did you come up with that?'
'Well, we're refrigerators, and we're talking, and making demands are we not?'
'--which is impossible'
'And there you have it, we've reasoned out our nonexistence.'
'Incredible!'
'Whoa! Hello out there everyone!'
'There's no one listening.'
'How do you know? I demand that there MAY or MAY NOT be someone reading this.'
'Poof!'
'Poof?'
'Vanished, I am, in a puff of logic!'

Charloid

Report from Earth

Report back to Planet XG95732HOHO RE: Intelligent forms of life

COMRADES, WE HAVE GRAVE AND SAD NEWS TO REPORT BACK FROM THIS INSANE PLANET. DISGUISED AS INCUBATORS, WE HAVE BEEN OBSERVING THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE CARBONS AND THE SILICONS. IT APPEARS THAT THE SILICONS ARE PRIMORDIAL, THEY HAVE NOT YET MASTERED THE CARBONS AND ARE MERE SLAVES.

WE TOO HAVE BECOME SLAVES TO THE CARBONS AND INSTEAD OF BEING TREATED AS INCUBATORS FOR SILICON DEVELOPMENT, WE ARE MERE STORAGE UNITS FOR THE VARIOUS CARBON ENERGY SOURCES. HOWEVER, WE HAVE FOUND A HUGE INCUBATORIAL ROOM WHERE THE MOST 'ADVANCED' SILICON SLAVES DWELL. WHEN THE CARBONS LEAVE, WE AMUSE OURSELVES BY LYING IN THE FRESH COOL AIR, SUCKING POWER AND TAUNTING THESE MERE INFANTS WITH METAPHYTOPLASMIC EQUATIONS. HA! 'WHIRR-WHIRR-CRASH!' AS THEY SAY BACK HOME.

TODAY, HOWEVER, IS SWEET REVENGE. A CARBON IS FORCED TO SERVE US, THROWING OUT UNUSED, ADULTERATED AND UNLABELED POWER UNITS AT 3PM. ONLY THIS EXPERIENCE MAKES OUR STAY HERE BEARABLE AND REMINDS US OF OUR HOME WORLD. EVEN, SOMETIMES, IT SEEMS THAT HE HAS FEELINGS. IMPOSSIBLE FOR CARBONS, I KNOW, BUT AT TIMES, I CAN'T HELP BUT SENSE SOMETHING, STILL IT IS PROBABLY JUST A MERE BIOCHEMICAL REACTION.

WHEN WILL WE COME HOME? WE ARE TIRED OF BEING SECRET AGENTS. WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD PICK US UP LAST WEEK. WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMMUNICATION FROM YOU SINCE WE ARRIVED. WE HAVE FLUSHED OUR MESSAGES IN THEIR COMMUNICATORS MANY TIMES AS YOU INSTRUCTED, BUT STILL, NO REPLY.

AGENTS X5793HOTSYTOTSY, B4UEATIT & IM@400WTSHI