Pimp My Fridge

"Yo, yo, and yo, this is M.C. Darren..."
"..and Iced Latte in the home."
"house."
"Hey man, I don't say, "What up housey?!" Are you sure it's 'house'? I think it's 'home'"
"???... and welcome to another edition of Pimp my Fridge, sponsored by fridgemods.com."

"Okay, we have not one but 2 pimpin' fridges today-"
"Um, can we say that on email?"
"Don't even ask questions like that, you'll ruin your street creds."
"Let me just note that in my Palm..."

"???... Up first is a classic 1972 Frigidaire...
On the door: A PHAT color LCD hooked to a zoomy webcam on the inside that you can maneuver using the wireless stick of joy. Blue-lit chrome multi-beverage dispenser- vodka sours, Cosmos, or White Russians!

"... Oh man are we livin' la vida loca or what guys, he he!"
"Shhh!"
"What?"
Whack!
"Ow!"

"On the inside: dripless transluscent shelves, disco lighting, and a deluxe crisper tray to keep your veggies Fresh!
Hydraulics: Never bend over to reach for the mellons on the bottom shelf again! Pump it up to juuuust the right height!

"Boo-yah!..."
"Shh!" Smack!
"Ooow!"

"Sound system: Every pimpin' fridge needs its own seme thong, I mean theme song, to indicate that 'the door is open'- if you know what I mean."
"Actually, it's kind of ambiguous..."
"Oh man, don't even start.."
"Okay, never mind your royalness, Sir McDarren"
Slap!
"hey!"

"..and it plays a soulful tune warning you when the trash man cometh... Which'll be today at 3pm!

...For an encore, we tricked out a 3-year-old dorm fridge for snick-snack time. Mounted on a robotic vacuum with 10" custom rims and voice activated- just say 'Yo! Cabin boy!' and it rolls!
Cheese and wine inside, crackers and glasses on top! Peek-a-boo walls, a multi-beverage dispenser out the side, and plush furry padded leopardskin exterior for the ladies- Roar!"
"Woohoo! Livin' Large! Woof Wo.."
Whomp!
"Ow! Look man-"
"Okay, we're out of time. Label your food, and keep it fresh or it's going to the big trash can in the sky at 3pm..."

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MMOG SimFridge

Yeah, um, I'm Samantha, and I'm 11, and in SimFridge I am a carrot that is about 2 weeks old- not quite fresh but still theoretically edible- NO WAY am I going in the trash (yet). And, um, I picked a carrot 'cause- partly- I like orange, it's a VERY unusual color. But also, carrots tend to last longer than some of the other vegetables but they're also where the action it, y'know, IN the vegetable drawer... I used to be a Coke, 'cause I drink Coke all the time and there's like open warfare between the Cokes and Pepsis in SimFridge as far as who will get drunk first, but you just sit there on the shelf mostly next to other containers. Sure, you last a long time, but no nutritional value, and is that like marketing or WHAT...
...anyway, like, Fridays are the BIG day in SimFridge because that's when the fridge cleaner guy comes along and just tosses anyone and I mean ANYONE who doesn't have a label or is headed toward the green and moldy trashcan in the sky, so we're all like "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!! Do NOT pick me!" And like my friend Romaine, I warned her, and she just, whatever, she lasted a week! Anyway, I gotta go, all us carrots are getting together... Oh yeah, labels are important too, and I'm a LITTLE worried because the guy who put me in here, he was vegetarian, but now I think he's not, and it's like HELLOOOO, carbs are OUT! He is totally headed in the wrong direction. Anyhoo, we carrots are getting together to draw straws and figure out who has to sit it out at the bottom of the bag, so, gotta go!

Refrigerators Gone Wild!

Spring is sprung, and it's getting hot Hot HOT!

Loaded with beer, and both doors open!
It's 22.5 Cubic Feet of Fun!
Refrigerators Gone Wild!

See them defrosting in the kitchens of Fort Lauderdale.
Watch as their condensation trays fill to the max... and overflow in the bars of Mexico!

Cool!..... Colder!..... Icy!!!

Refrigerators! Refrigerators! Refrigerators!
Gone! Gone! Gone!
Wild! Wild! Wild!

Finally, at 3pm, watch as we go inside, and remove all the old and unlabeled food.
You won't believe your eyes (or nose)!

Energy Star Compliant!

Wow!