In this corner, 22.5 cubic feet of Fridgidaire. The coolest of the cool.
And in this corner, Mr. Kenmore himself. He's got an ice maker, and he's an ice breaker!
Gentlemen,
[Ding! Ding!]
Ow! Ken deals a lethal bruising blow to the Fridge's freon with his ice cold freezer door. The Fridge counters, nailing Ken's water dispenser with a quick jab of his condensation tray.
Oh no! Ice rains down on Ken's front grill. He's angry now!
Smackdown!
"Ahhhhhh! Ow! He bit my handle!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, what a low blow! The Fridge has taken a bite out of Mr. Kenmore's freezer handle. Is that condensation..or.. Yes, it looks like he's leaking,
And ladies and gentlement, the fight's been stopped...
At 3pm, the dirty rotten fridges will be cleaned out. All no-names and anything that's yellow or green- watch out! 'Cause yer gonna' git trashed.
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